Christian One-Liners

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Christian One-Liners
>> >>
>> >> Don’t let your worries get the
>> >> best of you; remember, Moses started
>> >> out as a basket case.
>> >>
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>> >> Some people are kind, polite, and
>> >> sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
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>> >>
>> >> Many folks want to serve God,
>> >> but only as advisors.
>> >>
>> >> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>> >>
>> >> It is easier to preach ten sermons
>> >> than it is to live one.
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>> >>
>> >> The good Lord didn’t create anything
>> >> without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
>> >>
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>> >> When you get to your wit’s end,
>> >> you’ll find God lives there.
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >> People are funny; they want the front
>> >> of the bus, the middle of the road, and
>> >> the back of the church.
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >> Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
>> >> bangs on your front door forever.
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>> >>
>> >> Quit griping about your church;
>> >> if it was perfect, you couldn’t belong.
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >> If the church wants a better pastor,
>> >> it only needs to pray for the one it has.
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >> God Himself does not propose to judge
>> >> a man until he is dead. So why should you?
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Some minds are like concrete
>> >> thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >> Peace starts with a smile.
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >> I don’t know why some people
>> >> change churches; what difference does
>> >> it make which one you stay home from?
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >> A lot of church members who are singing
>> >> ‘Standing on the Promises’
>> >> are just sitting on the premises.
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >> We were called to be witnesses,
>> >> not lawyers or judges.
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >> Be ye fishers of men. You catch
>> >> them – He’ll clean them.
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >> Coincidence is when God
>> >> chooses to remain anonymous.
>> >>
>> >> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>> >>
>> >> Don’t put a question mark
>> >> where God put a period.
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Don’t wait for 6 strong men
>> >> to take you to church.
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >> Forbidden fruits create many jams.
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >> God doesn’t call the qualified,
>> >> He qualifies the called.
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >>
>> >> God grades on the cross, not the curve.
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >>
>> >> God loves everyone, but probably prefers
>> >> ‘fruits of the spirit’ over ‘religious nuts!’
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >>
>> >> God promises a safe landing,
>> >> not a calm passage.
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >> He who angers you, controls you!
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >>
>> >> If God is your Co-pilot – swap seats!
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Prayer:
>> >>
>> >> Don’t give God instructions — just report for duty!
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >>
>> >> The task ahead of us is never as
>> >> great as the Power behind us.
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >>
>> >> The Will of God never takes you to
>> >> where the Grace of God will not protect you.
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >> We don’t change the message,
>> >> the message changes us.
>> >>
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>> >>
>> >>
>> >> You can tell how big a person is
>> >> by what it takes to discourage him.
>> >>
>> >> *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> The best mathematical equation
>> >> I have ever seen:
>> >> 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.

Submitted by Nancy W.

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