Seen on the Web: Since five hundred people at a time are allowed in the Home Depot, can we hold our church service there?

Making the urgent case for “saw control”.

LOS ANGELES (AP) — A man who intentionally sawed his arms to the bone in a Home Depot store in California remained hospitalized in critical condition on Thursday while investigators tried to determine what led to the horrific action.

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Editor’s note: When will this blatant saw abuse come to an end? I too was once nicked by a saw. Borrowing a phrase from the First Lady, “(Name withheld) was me, and I was him.”

Obviously racist!

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘racism’ these days:

A customer asked, “In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?”

The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?”

The guy, clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage , would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

“Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?”

The clerk says, “No, I probably wouldn’t.”

The guy says, “Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I’m Polish?”

The clerk replied, “Because you’re in Home Depot.”