Obama and company resolve the Iranian nuke crisis with a sweeping compromise!


by Doug Lawrence

The Iranian “nuke” quandary has the Middle East on the brink of war, with Israel said to be preparing an attack on Iranian nuclear facilities,  (you may prefer to pronounce it “nucular”) as this is being written.

Fortunately for the world, the Obama administration has arrived at an extraordinary compromise, the brilliance of which is only now beginning to be appreciated by free people, all around the globe. (Those Nobel Peace Prize folks were obviously quite right about President Obama. God bless them!)

According to President Obama, the Iranians would be allowed to produce unlimited quantities of nuclear materials … and weaponize them, at will … but as soon as any fully functional weapon was produced, it would immediately be “titled” to the Israelis … even though the weapon would still remain in the Iranian weapons inventory, available for use.

In this way, the problem of Iranian nuclear weapons would disappear forever … and virtually overnight, since every Iranian nuclear weapon that was ever produced would technically belong to Israel … and any alleged Iranian nuclear attack on Israel could then be viewed as nothing more than the Israelis using one of their own nuclear weapons on themselves … thus averting a wider war.

A private insurance company would administer the program and cover all the costs … since the Iranians have refused to pay for the manufacture of Israeli “nukes”… citing religious objections. 

Unconfirmed sources suggest that credit for this brilliant and extraordinary bit of diplomacy belongs primarily to HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius and close presidential adviser David Axelrod.

While Iran has reportedly already signed off on the program, Israel has not. But highly placed sources within the administration say it’s highly unlikely that Israel would fail to go along with this unprecedented Obama Administration initiative for “Peace In Our Time”.

Obama’s Catholic Compromise

photo: Israel Matzav

The War Against the Christians: The most important story not being told.

Imagine if Muslims in Europe were being arrested for nothing more than peacefully practicing their religion. Imagine if Muslims in South America were being sentenced to death for “insulting” Jesus. Imagine if mosques were being bombed and burned by terrorists in a growing list of Christian-majority countries.

Now here’s what you don’t need to imagine because it is all too real: In recent days, Christian churches have been bombed in Egypt, Iraq, Nigeria, and the Philippines. In Indonesia a mob of 1,000 Muslims burned down two Christian churches because, according to one commentator, local Islamic authorities determined there were “too many faithful and too many prayers.” In Iran, scores of Christians have been arrested. In Pakistan, a Christian woman received the death penalty for the “crime” of insulting Islam; the governor of Punjab promised to pardon her — and was then assassinated for the “crime” of blasphemy.

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