A response to Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence by “Godless Geeks”

Hundreds of (not very good) Proofs of God’s Non-Existence

(1) If reason exists then God does not exist.
(2) Reason exists.
(3) Therefore, God does not exist.

(1) If I say something does not have a cause, it does not have a cause.
(2) I say the universe does not have a cause.
(3) Therefore, the universe does not have a cause.
(4) Therefore, God does not exist.

(1) I define God to be something inconceivably absurd.
(2) Since I cannot conceive of that, it must not exist.
(3) Therefore, God does not exist.

(1) St. Anselm has a proof for God’s existence.
(2) I look at the proof and laugh.
(3) I’m not quite sure how to disprove it.
(4) But I laugh at it all the same.
(5) Therefore, God does not exist.

(1) The Ontological Proof for God’s existence relies on the assumption
that existence is greater than non-existence.
(2) But existence is not greater than non-existence.
(3) Existence is the worst thing there is.
(4) Therefore, God does not exist.

(1) God is either necessary or unnecessary.
(2) God is not necessary, therefore God must be unnecessary.
(3) If something is unnecessary, then, necessarily, it does not exist.
(4) Therefore, God does not exist.

Many more

Video: President Obama needs your help starting World War III! Find out how you can help!


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Notice to Obama supporters: This video may seem
to make perfect sense to you, but it is a parody – a joke!

The Second City Network takes both the president and his glassy-eyed followers to task in a biting new video about Obama’s heated Syria rhetoric.

Help Kickstart World War III is a faux crowdfunding pitch aimed at Obama worshipers who will nod their heads at any decision the president makes.

Even the fictional group behind the crowdfunding campaign nails the president’s celebrity in chief status–“Americans for Whatever Barack Obama Wants, Did You Know He’s Friends With Jay-Z?”

Seen at Breitbart.com

See what might happen if liberalism and ecumenism are allowed to proceed unchecked.


Mr. Hugh Moore, Executive Director of the St. Laphatdis Foundation (www.laphadisfoundation.net) in Chicago announced today at a press conference the discovery of a previously unreleased version of Nostra Aetate, the Vatican II document on inter-faith relations.

The document outlines efforts by the council to reach some level of ecumenical understanding with the Church of Satan.

In Germany, an ecumenical Cardinal who prefered to go unnamed gave ghostly praise to the new document, calling it “a breakthrough in the Catholic Church’s journey toward fully reconciling herself with the many gifts that those who reject Christ bring to our cultural heritage.”

Declaration on the relation of the Church to Satan

Editor’s note: This article is a parody. Nothing like this ever happened … yet!

Susan G. Komen and Planned Parenthood: The Musical

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(Caution: bad language, violence, blood, boiled rabbit)

The Vatican’s 7 Steps to a better world economy

by Doug Lawrence

A critical analysis of the personal political sentiments of the people who actually produced the Vatican’s recent “white paper” reveals these seven essential steps for reforming and reviving the world’s economy:

1) Establish a central bank, under the United Nations, which will control the money supply of the entire world.

2) Draft Bill Clinton, Mikhail Gorbachev, Barack Obama (or all three) to head it up.

3) Provide every person on the planet with free food, free health care, plus a generous, annual cash stipend.

Pay for all this by:

4) Instituting a worldwide carbon tax.

5) Instituting a worldwide fuel and transportation tax.

6) Instituting a worldwide personal and corporate income tax that would apply to every business and wage earner on earth (religious organizations excepted.)

7) If all of the above fails … PRAY!

Editor’s note: No such 7 step Vatican plan exists … at least, in writing. But you never know! Perhaps we’ll see some of the details explained in the pope’s next book.

Republican parody of Obama 2012 campaign video

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Our Lady of Last Resort (parody)