Mayor Rahm (“da Bomb”) Emanuel’s choice of words could have been better.

Officiating at the Millenium Park Civil Unions Ceremonies (mostly for homosexuals):

Mayor Emanuel told the couples they were embarking on a fruitful journey and gave them his blessing. He also officiated at the civil union of one of his top advisers and the union of his human relations commissioner Mona Noriega to her partner Evette Cardona.

Editor’s note: Is this Mayor Rahm’s attempt at humor … or simply a bad choice of words? And what about that “blessing”? Is Rahm a priest of some kind? If so, we appear to have a violation of the separation of church and state. Film at 10 (ABC7 Chicago).

Roeser: Rahm Emanuel’s not Weird, Just a Squid pragmatist weasel born without a moral core.

The chemistry that tips the emotional lefty pool tables so the balls roll toward Obama caused Rahm Emanuel to get himself kicked out of the lunatic 3rd World insane asylum in the White House after he used 4-letter words to tell the incumbent to change his ways from the concept there is no patriotism but global–and rush to the relatively bucolic order of Chicago Squid politics to keep his sanity.

Emanuel’s not Weird just a Squid pragmatist weasel born without a moral core.

Last week he passed muster on his Chicago residency with the Illinois State Supreme Court. After all, its majority is Democrat and The Squid still has the “paid for” receipt—but still the vote was unanimous.

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For Chicagoans, it’s time to start poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’

Rahm, the Shark

… the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’ and sometimes the shark go away… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and they… rip you to pieces. – Quint, Jaws, 1975

Rosencrantz (Emanuel) and Guildenstern (Axelrod) – Obama’s comic relief?

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Just as the original Rosencrantz and Guildenstern were comedic in Shakespeare’s “Hamlet” and Stoppard’s play, the cast of Emanuel and Axelrod is ridiculous in real life.

Vendettas by the White House can never work. They just demean the perpetrators.

Let’s face it, Obama’s time has come and passed. By 2012 he’ll be returning to his Hyde Park mansion he bought with the help of Tony Rezko… and R & G will be sprung lose to rebuild their incomes and nurture another huckster-maybe this time a physically disabled self-professed gay Hispanic nun from Alabama who will be ripe for their collaborative promotion.

I can just hear Katie Couric exclaim when she meets their new client: Wheeeeee!

TomRoeser.com